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| It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway
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Oh lighten up, where’s your sense of humor
They’re just tiny little rumors
That I started ’cause I’m lookin’ out for you
Oh settle down, I’m just a little jealous
And I’m sure those other fellas
Never once believed the lies I told were true
Like the time I told that cowboy that you used to be a man
And the doctor you were datin’ that you hide your wedding band
Even if I am responsible for scaring them away
You really ought to thank me, I was doin’ you a favor
’cause it never woulda worked out anyway
Oh can’t you see, the reason that I’m doin’
All the crazy things I’m doin’
Is because I really care about you girl
And I’ll admit I go a little farther
Than I know I probably oughta
But it’s all because I need you in my world
Like the time I told that lawyer that you spent a year in jail
And the salesman you were seein’ you hang out at cheap motels
Even if I am responsible for scaring them away
You really ought to thank me, I was doin’ you a favor
’cause it never woulda worked out anyway
I can’t stand the thought of you with anybody else
I know I’ve gone overboard but I can’t help myself
Like the time I told that dentist you had seven little kids
And you doubled as a dancer at the strip joint on the ridge
Even if I am responsible for scaring him away
You really ought to thank me, I was doin’ you a favor
’cause it never woulda worked out anyway
It’s all because I love you and I can’t stop thinkin’ of you
And it never woulda worked out anyway |
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